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Sayings of Editor Art

January 3, 2019

Boomers and Gen-X have turned music over to 3 CEOs who ruined it. Millennials, it’s up to you to take it back!

Musicians, 21/2 minute songs are taut, dramatic, and well structure; 4+ long and I’m tired of it on first listen!

I’d give the odds of that happening at …. Fat Chance!

CDs are too long. No one wants to hear an hour of anyone!

Lingerie to make Christmas bright? GM gives out pink slips!

Novel in 6 words: The Moon looks for her still.

Novel first line: “Can only adults solve mysteries?” asked pale skinned, long black haired Audrey.

I’ve had a 50 year head start (on the public.)

Nature is moving faster than we are! (Climate change.)

The man makes his case – the woman judges.

The museum of architecture was like a Russian doll.

Who keeps the blanket warm?

My first favorite flavor is chocolate. My 2nd favorite is double chocolate!

What ever happened to one hit wonders?

Am I spoiled? I’d say 99%. It’d be 100% but not everyone bows!

Settle for nothing, or activate for change.

Anemic automaton audio

The first of anything is not conservative.
The second of anything is not a trail blazer
Numbers count / position.

Kidnapped people have happier faces than that!

The Big 3 make more money through their lawyers than their musicians!

If this music doesn’t tear at your hear, you haven’t got one.

Science has become our most reliable seer of the future.

I’m writing an art book –
I’m drawing a play.

Paper only understands two things: rocks and scissors!

Money can buy a smile, but not a heart.

The best playwrights write not for Broadway, but for cable tv

Flowers made of iron? Flexibility is strength too!

I’ve only got one head, but two headaches!

No matter how cold, there is a fat guy in shorts.

There are two quick ways to divide the Beatles career:
The rock n roll first half, the art songs 2nd half.
The John singles first half; the Paul singles 2nd half.

Don’t smoke! There I have saved your life!

According to K-Dramas, half of South Korea are orphans, and the other half are looking for them.

Sometimes I’m beside myself and have to move over.

More quiet than a tumbleweed at rest.

Hard hitting journalism is now replaced by 4 word journalism, “What do you think?”
(or worse, “What do you feel?”)

CEOs that don’t support universal health care, are forcing their company to pay massive health care bills. How does that make business sense?

Fact: 99% of car emissions come from cars waiting to turn left on busy streets.

You are a pawn in their game, but a queen in your own.

The economy is mostly what is happening to rich people’s money.

Economic grow is mostly trickle down economics.

Modern art: hybrid of grotesque and trendy.

Art is more than pencil photography

The problem with realism is that all the works look alike.

His stories were so dark, he couldn’t see a thing!

You shouldn’t use your crutch for a crutch.

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The RECAP issue, #204

November 19, 2018

Dear Reader,

The new issue of Musea #204 is out at the usual suspected places, been mailed to the usual suspects, and will be online at the slightly suspicious Musea website soon!

This issue is the RETROGRADE Issue, a recap of the last 25 years and 203 issues that went before. Lots of surprises here for every reader, from the casual to the faithful!

Look and see what you think. Comments welcome.

Tom Hendricks – editor.

Sayings of Editor Art – a dozen more

August 14, 2018

Numbers count!

Everybody’s got a book but nobody’s got a reader!

You are arguing with the tires, not the driver.

The camera adds 10 pounds? What did you use 4 cameras?

When the bottom bricks crumble the top falls too.

When you get to meaningless, you get to the point.

Journalism has now shifted from research, writing, editing, to an anchor asking, “What do you think?” or even worse, “What do you feel?”

When armed and trained police and security are being shot, there are too many guns in the wrong hands.

The choice, an armed state starting with airports, schools, and government buildings, or reasonable gun laws that keep guns out of the wrong hands.

With gerrymandering and other voting poll tricks, voting is more a rubber stamp then a consensus.

Those two women are beautiful in any language!

Q. Where did my glass go?
A. Scotland!

Sayings of Eddie Art (Editor Art S Revolutionary)

March 5, 2018

Here are more sayings from the editor of zine Musea

Laws are the place where you start negotiations.

Rainy days are always colder.

Don’t skim the words, let them sink.

Corporations paint themselves as angels of mercy in ads, but sometimes they’re monsters of greed in reality.

If matter slows down time, then time speeds up matter.

If the world is flat, why is there wind?

“Oh, I didn’t notice you without your cleavage!”

Most sci-fi takes you back to a more barbarian society, not ahead to a more advanced one.

Laughter is a universal concept. All languages have a word for turkey- necked, pin-head!

#HeyRichHowMuchIsEnough

I call my robot, Rusty!

Hollywood has become corporated!

I’m getting nowhere and I’m arriving on time!

Some of this food doesn’t translate.

Inner beauty? How do you put makeup on that?

Scattered events led to surprising outcomes.

Sayings of Editor Art (on everything!)

November 23, 2017

Can’t live in the past – but you can visit!

I wasn’t born in Texas but I got here as quick as I could.

Hollywood is great at blowing up things – specially budgets

You don’t hit people you love. You hit people you want to control.

There are two media, 1. that props up a few mega corporations with press releases disguised as journalism, and the other that reports on what you want to know.

Bacteria were the first Earthlings to land on other planets.

Every couple is crazy but somehow they make allowances.

Great fashion is both style and substance.

I don’t mind ghosts, they don’t take up any room.

Journalism – part of the job is to keep thinkgs in perspective instead of going off on a new tangent/scandal every 2 week.

The Three Music corporations (Warners, Universal, Sony control 80% of the music industry) will sooner or later buy up or shut down any successful music start up.

I’ve read books on art history but no one talks about smiles. It took centuries before painters allowed subjects to smile in their portraits. The evolution of smiles in painting is a key development in art.

I hate flashbacks – nothing changes.

Let books memorize, you learn!

Don’t beat your head against a wall. It’s not good for the wall, and it knows better.

Universe in the Basement, phrase that means the universe within each of us with it’s endless boundaries.

A beauty that comes from a passion for life.

Whoa, there are now more writers than readers!

The brighter the light, the darker the shadow.

Yes honor your ancestors but the last think you want to do is honor their racism.

No meaning to life? Then you make one up, and the fact that we can means something!

Should the music media cover what they want to promote or what we want to hear?

The 3 Major record companies have sewed up vinyl production.

Two kinds of scenes in movies, the first moves the plot along, the second spotlights the actors.

Two kinds of fashion, the first is the basics, t-shirts, pants, underwear, the second is dress up clothes and accessories.

Radio is playing what they want to promote, not what we want to hear.

Teens listen to me. You are supossed to be miserable during these years. If you are you are right on track and perfectly normal. Just ride the storm and get help when you need it. Your life will get better.

If a painting becomes too precise or too finished looking it becomes prissy.

Media to victim: “What question can I ask you to make you cry on air?”

Media, First there was four word journalism, where you asked, “What do you think?” Now it is worse. It is, “What do you feel?” journalism.

Why is anybody living in Houston, haven’t they been there before?

IF the origin of life was difficult then we are most likely not here. If the origin of life was not difficult then we are most likely here.
The fact that we ARE here suggests that the origin of life was most likely not difficult.

Musea, the most progressive publication in Dallas for 25 years.

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Eating the right foods may enhance good gut bacteria and decrease the impact of bad bacteria; while, eating the wrong foods may enhance bad gut bacteria and decrease the impact of good bacteria.

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