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Sayings of Editor Art

January 3, 2019

Boomers and Gen-X have turned music over to 3 CEOs who ruined it. Millennials, it’s up to you to take it back!

Musicians, 21/2 minute songs are taut, dramatic, and well structure; 4+ long and I’m tired of it on first listen!

I’d give the odds of that happening at …. Fat Chance!

CDs are too long. No one wants to hear an hour of anyone!

Lingerie to make Christmas bright? GM gives out pink slips!

Novel in 6 words: The Moon looks for her still.

Novel first line: “Can only adults solve mysteries?” asked pale skinned, long black haired Audrey.

I’ve had a 50 year head start (on the public.)

Nature is moving faster than we are! (Climate change.)

The man makes his case – the woman judges.

The museum of architecture was like a Russian doll.

Who keeps the blanket warm?

My first favorite flavor is chocolate. My 2nd favorite is double chocolate!

What ever happened to one hit wonders?

Am I spoiled? I’d say 99%. It’d be 100% but not everyone bows!

Settle for nothing, or activate for change.

Anemic automaton audio

The first of anything is not conservative.
The second of anything is not a trail blazer
Numbers count / position.

Kidnapped people have happier faces than that!

The Big 3 make more money through their lawyers than their musicians!

If this music doesn’t tear at your hear, you haven’t got one.

Science has become our most reliable seer of the future.

I’m writing an art book –
I’m drawing a play.

Paper only understands two things: rocks and scissors!

Money can buy a smile, but not a heart.

The best playwrights write not for Broadway, but for cable tv

Flowers made of iron? Flexibility is strength too!

I’ve only got one head, but two headaches!

No matter how cold, there is a fat guy in shorts.

There are two quick ways to divide the Beatles career:
The rock n roll first half, the art songs 2nd half.
The John singles first half; the Paul singles 2nd half.

Don’t smoke! There I have saved your life!

According to K-Dramas, half of South Korea are orphans, and the other half are looking for them.

Sometimes I’m beside myself and have to move over.

More quiet than a tumbleweed at rest.

Hard hitting journalism is now replaced by 4 word journalism, “What do you think?”
(or worse, “What do you feel?”)

CEOs that don’t support universal health care, are forcing their company to pay massive health care bills. How does that make business sense?

Fact: 99% of car emissions come from cars waiting to turn left on busy streets.

You are a pawn in their game, but a queen in your own.

The economy is mostly what is happening to rich people’s money.

Economic grow is mostly trickle down economics.

Modern art: hybrid of grotesque and trendy.

Art is more than pencil photography

The problem with realism is that all the works look alike.

His stories were so dark, he couldn’t see a thing!

You shouldn’t use your crutch for a crutch.

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Musea #204 Online

December 1, 2018

Dear Reader,

Musea issue #204 is now online at the musea.us website.
This is the RECAP issue, that sums up the first 25 years.
See what you think!

Tom Hendricks

The RECAP issue, #204

November 19, 2018

Dear Reader,

The new issue of Musea #204 is out at the usual suspected places, been mailed to the usual suspects, and will be online at the slightly suspicious Musea website soon!

This issue is the RETROGRADE Issue, a recap of the last 25 years and 203 issues that went before. Lots of surprises here for every reader, from the casual to the faithful!

Look and see what you think. Comments welcome.

Tom Hendricks – editor.

Twelve Rules for Making a Hollywood Movie

September 6, 2018

Dear Reader, This week let’s have some fun with Hollywood!

TWELVE RULES FOR MAKING A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE

1. Vocal coaches must instruct all actors to whisper or scream all lines, ‘… like they do in real life!’

2. Aging male stars must date starlets.

3. Films must fit one of three formats:

Kids = cartoon movies
Women = love stories with a wedding at the end.
Men = action heroes with lots of special effects.

4. Must spend over 50 million to advertise film – this stuff won’t sell itself!

5. There must be conflict. If the character buys a loaf of bread the clerk, a total stranger, has to scowl, hassle, and oppose him at every turn, ’cause that’s reality!

6. Keep the following out of your film, seniors, children, teens, people of color, happily married couples, and women in leadership positions; unless they are plot points; but even then, never dwell on them!

7. All characters must come from broken homes like the screenwriters do!

8. Movie posters must be cluttered with a list all thousand of the executive producers, regular producers, directors, etc. to emphasize the personal vision of the writer.

9. Dumb down everything except for a single plot point surprise at the end.

10. Bystanders must never get involved and have to act like frozen props! Make sure that minor characters act exceptionally stubborn and stupid to move the plot along!

11. Originality is extremely important – specially in sequels, and remakes.

12. Theater employees that sell the tickets and popcorn, must continue to get the lowest wages and benefits allowed by law. Though Hollywood walks the red carpet, theater workers must be swept under it!

Tom Hendricks
(editor of the 25 year old zine Musea)

MAIN Website
http://tomhendricks.us/

Sayings of Editor Art – a dozen more

August 14, 2018

Numbers count!

Everybody’s got a book but nobody’s got a reader!

You are arguing with the tires, not the driver.

The camera adds 10 pounds? What did you use 4 cameras?

When the bottom bricks crumble the top falls too.

When you get to meaningless, you get to the point.

Journalism has now shifted from research, writing, editing, to an anchor asking, “What do you think?” or even worse, “What do you feel?”

When armed and trained police and security are being shot, there are too many guns in the wrong hands.

The choice, an armed state starting with airports, schools, and government buildings, or reasonable gun laws that keep guns out of the wrong hands.

With gerrymandering and other voting poll tricks, voting is more a rubber stamp then a consensus.

Those two women are beautiful in any language!

Q. Where did my glass go?
A. Scotland!


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